From the lad bible (+me? :P)
New Years Eve Speech: 2012 was a good year. The most spectacular end to a football season ever. An unbelievable Olympics. Joey Barton moved to France. The world did not end. Tonight is the biggest night of the year. Tonight we celebrate this year’s events and start the year as we mean to go on. There is more wenches out than any other night in the year. It is time. Time for us to go into the biggest battle of the year. You will take the fatty for your friend. Dance floors will be tactically attacked and shots will be smashed back like our ammunition. Forget shit New Year Resolutions like quitting drinking, smoking and chocolate. Aim to be top shagger or score more goals than messi and remember lads… NO WENCH TOO FIT. NO SHOT TOO STRONG. Have a good one lads….
Inspiring speech indeed lads..
And happy new year to u wife and the women! :P
Have a great upcoming year and live without any regrets this upcoming year.. :D
