UE noob (indeed) caught me cheating guys. sorry.

I know this has nothing to do with Lost but I just wanted to share the lolz with you guys, so here it is:



Yes guys. It has finally happened. UE (super) noob has caught me cheating.

After this game:


The bot/noob guy who wasn't playing got really upset. Maybe on the rag, maybe dropped on his head too often when he was a baby, medication might have stopped working, maybe sand in his vagina or he just doesn't know any better. After that there were some arguments. (which a member of UE started btw.). I actually didn't even say a thing. The only think I said was "I'm being in spec lolling at kids argue". Then the almighty noob found out I was ParaPeet.

This happened:



Personally I still think it only happened because he tried to argue with me a while back because I didn't appreciate him calling cheaters, hackers (as you all know). Then he tried to make all kinds of "clever" comments, but we all know retards shouldn't try to be clever. Anyway, zol got banned too btw, because he said "these guys are nothing w/o sideshow". He obviously didn't really mean that but knew it would push his nerves(it worked :P). So zol got kickbanned too.

After further investigation I found that the real reason wasn't the argument from before but he caught me cheating indeed (or well, he calls it hacking). This is the evidence:

"[4] Hacking (Have you ever been hacking? Caught?)
Hacking has nothing to do with quake therefor its none of your bussiness. But if you must know my hobby used to be playing wargames before I started q3, and I do some coding. You won't get the details."

So you see guys. I am an obvious cheater. I pointed it all out so clearly in that post, so I just wanted to say I'm sorry for that.


ps. For other noobs out there, some things in this post might be a bit sarcastic.

Btw, this topic wasn't focussed on the entire UE. Shini said sorry to us and unbanned us. Thanks shini. :)

lolololol
more nooby than me, thats one heck of an achievement!

Okay. I have come up with a decision.
Peet, I am here by kicking you from lost. You will be banned from lost server and I will post this every where to humiliate you. gg finally caught ty bot

Oh noes!!!

lol

lol they lose :D

Lol Jaime(bot, noob, mclovine, ape) hates me with a passion xD idk why :(

he thinks i hack to, hes a little fucking kid i hate the little bastard wth a passion, i could fucking kill him i swear, ok rage over

on topic

peet you fucking cheater!!!!@!@!@!@!

i love you peet!

lmfao nice poem peet!

ty ty

could you make one up for me too?

Benzol,,, u ruined the topic man :(

:(