What do you want to be in your next life?

Stupid turtle wants to be a guinea pig.

I want to be a termite in a bar table.

What do you want to be?

I wanna be a girl and find out what it feels like to finger yourself.
Joke! I wanna be a er cat? yeh yeh a cat!!!


Soo cute <33

But Uzy, aren't you already a girl? :D

I wanna be a tree, they can live for a LONG time.

I wonna be a parapeet, one of the most rare and secretive creatures known to man. apariently they can even drink 3 bottles of whisky anight without even dieing. like wtf? its also been said they can live for many a year and mate at LEAST 3 times a night.

okay i change mine to a ParaPeet ;D

lmfao

poor uzy :(

not stupid turtle. Its better than having parrot feet.

who wouldnt want to be a guinea pig just look!

eh i wouldnt want to be that xD just the red eyes are enough for me to say no thanks :p

thats okay wifey.. im gonna be a Parapeet !!

Shell wrote:

not stupid turtle. Its better than having parrot feet.

who wouldnt want to be a guinea pig just look!

And what kind of grass are they eating? Cuz the one on the left look high as fucking hell

well bei if u look to the right the other one has brown eyes. its just as common as with any animal to get red eyes as it is a guinea pig.

and yeh thats some wicked grass. hes totally tripping. guinea pig life is awesome.